Oh, white trash can be so funny:
Baby born ahead of schedule – next to cash registers at Wal-Mart
My favorite parts:
“The store donated gifts, and Shenna named night manager Adrian Wright as godfather.”
“‘It’s still all everybody’s talking about,’ assistant manager Retha Simpson said. ‘Especially the ones that were working and saw the actual birth. It’s still big news’“
That’s just foul. I don’t need to see that kind of shit at Wal-Mart. I work in a HOSPITAL, for $DIETY’s sake, and I try to avoid seeing afterbirth as much as humanly possible. I certainly don’t want that in my face at 6:15 in the god damned morning while I’m trying to buy shower curtains. Blech.