queer and loathing in the nation's capital
Today I had the pleasure of helping a customer who is what I call a “mumbler.” If I ask a mumbler a simple question, like, “what port are you using for your outgoing mail server?” they’ll proceed to mumble nonstop into the phone, informing me of every button they click and the content of every …
Saturday night at Omega, sitting at the bar: Creepy Old Man: “I find you very attractive.” Me: “Thank you.” Creepy Old Man: “I like stocky nerdy types with little dicks who like to take it up the ass.” Me: (…) Creepy Old Man: (…) In the past this guy has walked up to me out …
I’m finally in the new apartment with @MarkDC and @DCBrent. I met them on twitter about a year ago and we’ve turned into really good friends since. Although I’ll miss living with Alberto it’ll be refreshing to live so close to Dupont Circle with two queens. :) I’m actually a little excited to be thrust …
Did i really just wait two hours at the bar to meet up with a guy only to have him get drunk and leave with someone else, twenty minutes after he got there? Seriously? Did that just happen? Womp womp — FML
“The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.”