Oh how I wish I was making this up: Norman: “Hey whiskers, I found these old pictures i took of this 5000.” (note: 5000 = Normanspeak for “hot chick”) Me: (Looks at pictures and realizes they were taken without her knowledge.) There are three pictures: Her walking to her car. Her walking away from her …
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Wow. It’s amazing the way time can fly by when you’re on vacation. The past four days have passed so fast, I can barely concieve how I did so much. Thursday me and Dan just chilled out around the house and stressed a little because our rent checks havn’t cleared so we’re thinkging we may …
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1:20am and I’m going to bed. Just wanted to log on and wish everyone a happy Fourth of July. Well, it’s no longer the Fourth of July, but isn’t it the thought that counts? I found out yesterday that my friend, Alberto, accepted a job with the social security office. The downside to this is …
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My eyelids said four-thirty and the radio clock said six and I was thinking up a reasonable excuse I might?ve slept till yesterday but in the shape I?m in what’s 24 hours more or less to lose –Paul Sanchez “Louisiana Lowdown” More appropriate words have never been typed. The past few weeks have left me …
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“It has always struck me as being bizarre that the idea of God as a creator was considered sufficient explanation for the complexity we see around us, because it simply doesn’t explain where he came from. If we imagine a designer, that implies a design, and that therefore each thing he designs or causes to …
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