Saturday night at Omega, sitting at the bar: Creepy Old Man: “I find you very attractive.” Me: “Thank you.” Creepy Old Man: “I like stocky nerdy types with little dicks who like to take it …
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Some creepy guy gave this to me at CVS
Sound the trumpet!
Just like public transit back home
Not sure if I’ve mentioned it lately…
But it bears repeating… Triple decker PB&J: THAT’S HOW I ROLL. (Yes, that’s a glass of milk and a bottle of lube next to it. Don’t ask.)
Vincent:0 Stairs:1
Oh, that noise you just heard that sounded like me falling down the stairs? That was me falling down the stairs. It was just like a water slide, really — except replace the fiberglass slide …