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Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of ‘07 Pugs

The onion has just released an article regarding the massive recall of 07′ pugs. Quite alarming stuff.

“While pug owners are accustomed to dog malfunction, the latest animals are prone to more problems than just the usual joint failures, overheating, seizures, chronic respiratory defects, and inability to breed without assistance. The latest model pug is simply not in any way a viable dog.”