Gina: So did you watch Joe Millionaire last night?
Me: Nah, I never really got into it. My TV plate is full with just Buffy, Trading Places and Monster Garage. Plus I had school and my second job last night.
Gina: Oh. It was fabulous. I was on the edge of my seat, I almost cried when he picked Zora.
Me: You liked her or something?
Gina: Oh yes. She has a heart of gold! She volunteers at the nursing home on the weekends! She didn’t even have electricity two weeks before the show! I love Zora!
Me: Yeah, she was probably too busy fighting crime in Mexico to pay her bill.
Gina: …
Me: …
Gina: Shut up.
Joe Schmillionaire
