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Yes indeed

INT. WALGREENS DRUG STORE 10:21PM

WOMAN BEHIND COUNTER
Hey baby, welcome to walgreens. Merry Christmas.

VINCENT
Hey, I’m so glad y’all are open, I wasn’t feeling well and I slept for most of the day. I woke up and realised I was out of cat food and bread. I figured I’d make a run to the grocery and pick some things up before tomorrow, but everyone is closed.

WOMAN BEHIND COUNTER
Yeah baby, we’re normally open till 11 on Christmas eve but we’re open till midnight this year. I told our manager it’s dangerous, but he dont care.

VINCENT
Dangerous? Were y’all held up or something?

WOMAN BEHIND COUNTER

No. It’s dangerous to put your cash before the cross like this, but we all get what’s coming to us. If you put your cash before the cross you’re just playing with fire. Playing with fire!

VINCENT

WOMAN BEHIND COUNTER

VINCENT
… and brimstone I guess, eh?

WOMAN BEHIND COUNTER
Yes indeed!

I shouldn’t encourage the religious, I know.. but it’s just so much fun.