Just in case your murderous houseplant’s incessant singing and bloodthirsty rampages aren’t quite high enough maintenance for you, the folks at ThinkGeek have available a DIY Plant Twitter Kit.
Now your psychotic Sago Palm, berserk Begonia or unhinged Umbrella Tree can pummel you with constant tweets, just like your other, non-photosynthetic friends.
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Once the kit is assembled, connect it to the Internet through the built-in ethernet jack, jam the leads into the plant’s soil, and subscribe to the plant’s twitter feed. It will tell you when it needs watering, or scold you if you’ve overwatered it, and report its status in between.
I think they may have gone too far this time.
