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I Might Be Giant

INT. JEFFERSON FEED AND PET SUPPLIES

Vincent has come to the pet store to purchase flea-stuff for his cats when he realises that when he entered the store, he had also entered the twilight zone.

VINCENT:

Do you have Frontlline for Cats? I think it’s the one in the green box.

CASHIER CHICK:

Ummmmmmm, let me check.

The cashier chick brings back two boxes of Frontline. One is marked Frontline Plus and is in a green box. The other is in a brown box. She’s not sure which one Vincent wants.

VINCENT:

Thanks, I’ll take the one in the green box.

Vincent takes out his wallet. It’s bright red and has the words THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS on one side, the other is a picture of a snowman warming his hands over a pile of burning money.

CASHIER CHICK:

Like no way. Arn’t you in that band?

VINCENT:

They Might Be Giants? Um, no.

CASHIER CHICK:

Oh, cause you look just like the guy. I was watching a special on them and you look just like him. I met Frankie, from Malcom in the Middle, and now I’m obsessed with the show. Don’t they like play the theme or something?

VINCENT:

Yeah, and all the incidental music.

CASHIER CHICK:

Yeah, I love them. They’re really good. You look just the guy.

Me and Flans, seperated from birth?
Ok, someone else make my day and tell me I look like Flansburg. He’s dreeeeeeeeeeamy.